What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do married men like sucking dick?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Have you been arrested or investigated?

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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