What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 01:09
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service